House rules
We don't dig
Digging is for backyards. Around here, whatever's buried stays buried — this page is the complete inventory of what we see and what we never touch.
The one wrinkle worth knowing: the moment you click through to the partner storefront, you're on their property under their privacy notice. Our referral tag rides along, but it names us — it has never heard your name.
What drifts in on its own
- Which pages get read
- A rough region, never an address
- The kind of screen doing the reading
- Nothing else — there is nothing else
What we never collect
- Names, emails, accounts — none exist here
- Payment details — checkout lives elsewhere
- Marketing lists — we have no list to add you to
- Anything about your actual dog, sadly
Mail sent to [email protected] is read, answered, and left in peace. Ask and it's gone — dropped on command.