House rules
Fair game
Six rules, honestly refereed. Reading our pages means you're in the game.
We sell the toys, the storefront runs the till
This is our own catalog of our own toys. Product facts come straight from our listings; every purchase, payment, delivery and refund happens on the partner storefront under its terms of sale.
Prices are yesterday's weather
Every price shown here was true when we looked and starts aging immediately. The number at checkout is the only number that binds anyone.
No toy is immortal
We print it on every listing and we mean it: play under supervision, and retire defeated toys before they become an unscheduled snack.
Nothing here is professional advice
Not veterinary, not behavioral, not chew-strength certification for your specific animal. For swallowed squeakers and strange reactions, a real veterinarian outranks every website ever built.
The words and the toys are both ours
The texts, the toys and the pictures are all ours. Quote us with a link, play nicely with the imagery, and everyone stays friends.
The rules can be re-refereed
When these terms change, the change appears on this page and applies from that day forward. No retroactive whistles.